Win One of Two Callpod Dragon BT Headsets!

To guys are sitting near the TV exchanging jokes and Guy 1 says " if your backgrounds a picture of your mom your lonely, if its a picture of your children your tired and if its a picture oprah your a hopelessly desprate. When Mariah Cannons "touch my body" video comes on Guy 2 says "Man i wish i could touch her body". Then Guy 1 says "why can't you" and the guy 1's his HTC Diamond says not even i have that great a touch.

What do you get when you cross Porta-Pinball software with a PDA?

Tilt!

knock knock
who's there ?
Phone
Phone who ?

Phone whoever you want for approval, But you still have to get the ok from your wife before you can buy it.

A blonde crashes into a wall when a cop gets there she's putting on her lipstick he says, "What happened?" The blonde says, "I was driving along when a tree jumped out in front of me, I swerved to miss it, and another tree jumped out in front of me, I swerved to miss it, and another tree jumped out in front of me." the cop says, "Lady there isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles, that was the air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror."

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

Why did the axim go to the dentist? Because it had a bluetoothache...

What do you get when you mix TWO MicroSD cards together? A Memory Stick Duo adapter with TWO MicroSD slots!

Reference:
http://i27.tinypic.com/2gyd5xj.png

Yep...lol :)

--James

I really like the new gas prices, I feel they could still go up a little higher.

>_>.

young man bought his blonde wife a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.

She was thrilled.

The next day at the mall, her phone rang. "Hi Honey. How do you like your new phone?" he asked.

"I love it," she replied, "But there's just one thing I don't understand."

"What's that, Baby?"

"How in the heck did you know I was at Wallmart?" she asked.

wm5 for the x50v.



enough said?

the FlipShot.

At least in my experience, it was a joke.

Chris is at the Zoo, and a tiger runs up to the bars and swallows his AXIMX51v whole!

Chris runs to the Zoo keeper and says:" That Tiger ate my Axim, it is irreplacable, and rare, and they don't make them any more. it was NIB !!!"

So the ZooKeeper asks Chris what tiger ate is Axim, and Chris points out the male tiger.

The Keeper shoots the Tiger, and cuts him open to get back the rare and specail Axim X51v.

But there is nothing inside the tigger but tiger food.

And the lesson of the story is.............

A guy calls his house from his iPhone and a girl asnwers.

Father: "hello sweetie, is your mom home yet, this is daddy"

Girl: "Shes home but she is upstairs kissing some strand man in the bedroom"

Father: "Run up stairs and knock on the door and tell mommie that you see my car comming up the drive!"

He listend closely on his iPhone and hears the patter of the girls little feet, the knocking on the door, then a gigantic crash.

Girl: "I did it daddy, and then the man jumped out the window and tried to jump into the pool but missed and is laying on the ground hurt"

Father: "Pool we don't have a pool! Is this 555-123-1235?"

Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are closed. The other hunter takes out his Smart Phone and calls emergency services. “My friend is dead!” he cries to the operator, “What can I do?” The operator, in a calm voice says: “Don’t worry. I can help. First, make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Bang! The hunter’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

one day motorola mobile along with i-phone went to nokia mobile for a general visit.motorola then asked the secret of success of nokia.nokia answered tht- earlier my name was not nokia it was yeskia and i was not famous then.one day i met an astrologer and disscused my problem with him,he suggested me to change my name from yeskia to nokia.and from then i became famous.
nokia then asked i-phone the same question.in reply i-phone said tht-i wanted to b on top always and b the one.earlier my name was one-phone.but one day i was writing abt myself with a heading->1-PHONE.i have to submit it to the company as an information on me for getting a place there.i left tht writing on a loose sheet.in the morning i woke up very late and hurried to the company and was jst submitting tht wen i saw a dot in dark black above the head of one and it looked like i insted of 1.they took away tht loose sheet from me and from then i achieved success.and thus everyone started to callme i-phone
then motorola said tht i also wanted to b famous and for tht i changed my name from coke-cola to motorola as i was used to eat rolls on motorcycle.but i didnt gve me much success as it did to u people

What did the HP handheld say to the Exchange server while getting ready for vacation?

Ipaq, you Push.

Ha! I kill me!

An employee of a large company found himself fired from his position after requesting that he get a PDA, but didn't understand why they would let him go because of this. After consulting with his former boss, he got his job back, and found out what happened --

When his boss asked the company's CTO what to do about an employee who needed a PDA, the CTO promptly replied "Axe 'im".

HI. It isn't mine, but anyway, I will submit it for the contest:
http://media1.muchosucko.com//asset/thumb/044/7...

Why did I butter the back of my x51v?

So when I drop it the screen doesn't hit the floor.

This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers.

Are you male or female?

To find out the answer, look down...





















































































































Look down, not scroll down you idiot

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing...because you already told her twice!

(I keed...I keed) :-)

a really hot woman was walking through the mall holding 2 x50v's. A man who was stunned by her beauty and asked her, "what are those" the woman not paying much attention replied "they're v50's" the man's face went blank and he said "I've never heard of that size before"'

:) ill be here all week

how did the phone find its owner when it got lost?
it saw him because it was an I phone ;]

Tilt - DellX5
New Device(tilt)/Memory card/charger/data plan
$500


Attack dog refusing to give up the old warhorse X5
Priceless

Attached Images:
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Why did the husband choose to purchase a tilt (, because for the first time he had options his wife never gave him…

I told my wife this, because I recently purchased a tilt, she didn’t really like the answer, but I loved it…

(This one doesn't count for the contest)

After Bill Gates' honeymoon his wife finally found out why his company is called MicroSoft!

Thank you, thank you! I'll be at the United Center tonight.

(This doesn't count for the contest)

Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be in Milwaukee next week!

Knock! Knock!

....Who's There?

Axim!

....Axim who?

Axim anything you want, this PDA still won't answer you.

Why did the Axim X50v run into the wall?
Because it lost it's GPS SD card.

Thank-you. Thank-you very much. I'll be here all week! :)